Boredom is rarely something one looks forward to facing in their day, and for Minera, boredom was a foe that had to be thwarted at the earliest opportunity. She nudged the steering wheel of the Ilithia with a casual boot as she sat in her makeshift chair upon her tiny ship’s deck, and stared off over the side at the ground so far below them. Green hills rolled in the distance, clear skies greeted them, and they sailed calmly into friendly territory over sleepy Ecidia. She sighed, an all to relaxed sigh, and played idly with the stray belt clasp of the vest she wore while scanning for something, anything, to do.
“Tiana, I’m bored,” she called down to her ship-hand, who was busing herself in a book. She never understood her partner’s habit for literature, as she could barely stand to read more than a dozen words in a row unless someone was having a bodice ripped off or a fight was well underway.
“Mm,” came the muted response, Tiana barely raising her head to acknowledge the statement.
“Why are we even in Ecidia? We should have flown to Narlyocria and picked up something illicit. It feels like we’re wasting time just flying around with an empty hull, and nothing smuggled in,” Minera played with her sun-blonde hair as she reclined in her chair, continuing to steer her ship with a carefully placed boot. There wasn’t a lot of wind today, making it relatively smooth flying, and even if there was she was fairly confident that she could wrestle control back before they spiraled to their deaths.
“We’re going to Edora to pick up a shipment of clock-work parts and take them to the Protectorate, and then exchange them for some raw bars, which we will return to Edora with, and then sell for considerable profit,” Tiana replied, glancing up to check on her captain, and ensure that the wheel had not been completely abandoned. She placed a flat hand over her dark hair to shield her eyes from the afternoon sun as she scanned the horizon.
“We should have picked something up on the way then. Raided a farm or something, just for some laughs and profit,” Minera sprang to her feet with her proclamation, letting the Ilithia list sharply to one side as the wheel span freely. She grabbed at it and hauled it around to stabilize them, willfully ignorant of her assistant’s rolling eyes.
“We’re privateers, not outright pirates or bandits. We made some good coin smuggling crystals out of Narlyocria, and if everything goes well, we’ll make a rather tasty profit in these next few exchanges,” Tiana explained as she walked over to the side of the ship, leaning against the rail as she looked to see if she could spot the capital of Ecidia in the distance. True to form, they were well off course, but at least it was visible in the distance. It was hard to miss the drifting smoke of industry, and the Grand Spire that jutted out of the center of Edora couldn’t be missed by any but the blind. A tower so tall it cut the very edge of the sky, rising so high that most ships couldn’t fly to its peak. It was the absolute marvel of Ecidia’s technology and power, dwarfing all but a few structures of legend.
“I miss when we were just rough and tumble pirate-types. Fighting in bars, stealing from anyone who turned their backs, and laughing off into the sky in the middle of the night,” Minera grumped from the helm.
“We were none of those things. You typically would just get drunk in bars, and I’d have to drag you back to the ship. Most of our heists were poorly planned, poorly executed, and resulted in little to no coin being gained, and finally the few hurried escapes we’ve been forced to endure have had little to no humor in them,” Tiana turned and glared at her captain.
“Shush you, let a girl dream of days long gone by without tainting them with your dreary reality,” Minera chided.
“That response was almost lucid, I think I may actually be pounding some sense into that brain of yours after all,” Tiana quipped with a smile.
“You respect your captain or I’ll haul you off the side of the ship like the runt you are!” Minera roared with a laugh.
“That would require you to actually be able to leave the wheel for more than a few seconds without both of us spiraling to our deaths. If you would only put the money up for the tail repairs we could actually use the auto-pilot again,” Tiana laughed.
“Pirates, are cheap,” Minera replied, nodding sagely to herself.
“I think that its just you that’s cheap, captain,” Tiana suggested as she looked out into the distance again.
“Tiana, get your rifle, we’ve got company off the port side,” Minera ordered, pointing into the distance at a rapidly approaching craft. Tiana snapped her rifle out of its rack and started warming the coils on it. It was a long rifle, just over four feet long, with a dual coil system allowing it to accurately fire its .37 caliber beam up to three miles. She ran the cable from the scope up to her monocle, letting her see far into the distance at the approaching ship. It was much like the Ilithia, a narrow wooden hull, suspended by two floating pontoons, and steered by a small propeller and rudder system.
“They’re flying the Council’s colors, four men, armed,” she called out to her captain.
“Hold fire until we see what their intentions are, they’re probably just scouting us as we make our approach. If you see them loading weapons or preparing to fire on us, work your magic, I’m going to try to take us into a better air-stream for combat,” Minera called over.
“Aye, holding, nothing hostile yet, they don’t have anyone actively scanning us yet. They’ve got the crest of the customs officials on their bow,” Tiana reported.
“We’ve got nothing in the hull right?” Minera asked.
“Empty, captain,” Tiana replied.
“Nothing illicit stored about the ship?” she pressed.
“Other than your collection of hard liqueurs?” Tiana suggested.
“Then we’re good, lower your weapon and lets fly white to show them we’re nice and friendly, everyone’s friendly up here,” Minera growled through a forced smile, “So very friendly.”
“Aye captain,” Tiana powered her rifle down, the coils humming faintly as they cooled off. Minera guided them towards the approaching craft, slowing the Ilithia to a near standstill as she stood smiling and waving at the ship as they saddled up beside each other.
They were greeted by a mustachioed official wearing a fine vest emblazoned with the crest of the Ecidian Council Customs Department. He was an older gentleman, heavy knit brow, crested with some particularly bushy eyebrows. Like all of his men, he was particularly sun-beaten, with flesh tanned far darker than even Minera’s daring would take her.
“Greetings Ladies, welcome to Ecidia. We’re officials from the Customs Department, I’m Marshal Gidesar, and we happened to see you flying towards the capital. Do you folks have anything you wish to declare?” the marshal inquired.
“No sir, we’re flying in with an empty hull and a desire to spend some coin in your fine city,” Minera beamed.
“Good to hear, we won’t keep you girls long. Xal, Athe mind hopping over and checking their cargo hold quickly, and we’ll let them be on their way,” the marshal instructed.
“Tiana, open the hold doors for them,” Minera kept her idiotic smile plastered upon her face as she waved the men aboard. Tiana pulled the lever, causing the hold doors to slowly creak open on the deck. The two customs officers looked into the hold, shrugging when they saw nothing inside it.
“Empty, sir,” one of the reported back.
“Good to hear, which of you two is the captain?” Marhsal Gidesar asked.
“That would be me, good marshal,” Minera waved.
“Do you have the ships registry and papers handy for inspection?” he asked.
“Certainly, Tiana, you know where they are, mind fetching them for me?” Minera asked.
“Aye, captain,” Tiana responded as she went below deck to dig the papers out Minera’s cluttered cabin.
“So, looking to do some trade in Edora?” the marshal pressed.
“Well, I plan to pick up some new boots, maybe a new hat. Probably hit some bars, get into a bit of trouble, you know, typical Saturday night in the big city,” Minera laughed.
“Typical indeed,” the marshal mused as they waited for Tiana to return with the papers. The silence following was awkward, but Minera just kept herself smiling and the ship steady as they waited. Tiana finally poked her head above deck again, with two leather-bound documents in hand.
“Your captain tells me she plans to get into a bit of trouble in the city,” the marshal informed her.
“My captain cannot walk two blocks without getting herself into something she shouldn’t, sir,” Tiana replied.
“That so?” the marshal asked with a guffaw as he took the documents from her and examined them.
“Says here this ship wasn’t originally yours, belonged to some fellow named Davis?” the marshal asked.
“Old friend, left the ship to me when he passed on,” Minera responded.
“Well, everything here looks like it checks out, we’d appreciate it if you’d make right for the capital. Present them with this document, and you can bypass the inspection there as we’ve already taken care of that up here. The document clears you for three days and nights within Edora, should you plan on staying longer, please see the customs and immigration office for an extension,” the marshal handed Tiana back their documents, with his sealed inspection notice.
“Thank you, sir,” Minera replied, “Disengaging ships.”
“You ladies enjoy yourselves, have a safe flight,” Marhsal Gidesar called over to them as they drifted apart. Minera waited until they were well out of earshot of the other ship before letting out a long string of expletives.
“That was certainly bothersome,” Tiana grunted.
“Every minute of that was just death. Customs doesn’t even wait for us to land anymore before doing their goddamn searches. Tiana, make a note, we’re never not smuggling something into Ecidia ever again,” Minera grunted.
“Noted, captain,” Tiana replied.
“Though, I will say this, if they can spot us coming in at day, and are inclined to search us so casually, we might as well load up on illicits next time. Particularly if this document turns out to be the real deal. If we can land and hit the trade district without a full search with this thing? I’ll never fly into Ecidia at night again,” Minera wrung her hands greedily together, letting the wheel spin slightly before grasping at it again.
“Lets not count our sheep until after the customs office has thoroughly examined and confiscated them,” Tiana quipped.
“Right, right. I wonder what the hell they’d have done if we’d opened fire on them…” Minera frowned.
“I suspect since they could see us from the city far enough out to dispatch that ship to intercept us, that they’d see the battle, and probably send out reinforcements. Not that we couldn’t make for a border and hope they broke off, but it certainly would make things interesting,” Tiana replied as she replaced her gun on the rack, firmly locking it in place.
“True… true…” Minera mused as she set the ship back on its drifting route towards the city. She’d find a way to swing all of this to her advantage. They just had to pick up their cargo in Ecidia and slip out without a search of their ship, and repeat the process on their way back. She let a smile creep onto her face as she imagined the profits. Thousands of gold stood to be made in just a few simple transactions. They just had to keep their eye on the prize and it all stood to be a very profitable few days for them. She wore her grin all the way to the gates of Edora.